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Wackiness Reader /

 
Hi!

I'm twice the expat. I don't know, whether it is that what makes me a bit of a looney.
This blog is of various subjects, from cultural awkwardnesses to little bit of more personal shit.
Personal shit, such as relationships and types of behavior, I find, funny enough, worth sharing.
I believe, moderate gossiping is good for health.


Have you seen these books, when translation comes in brackets? They are sort of annoying, but I don't know whether google translate is any better. I wanted to blog this way. Then I thought, I don't have any readers yet, and if I wil I'll just ask them then, what language to write.
 

once I married a Frenchman


It was a happy marriage: were happy to get married, and happy to divorce. I would like to tell you about it's awkward moments, and some objects.




First object is a Zebra Patterned Wheelchair. Then come Tatooted Quails, plastic skulls, selfprogrammed music,  Head of The Pig in a fridge,  fetishparties,  Cat Mummy,  Sprouted Candies, guest appearances of Mother cutting a big hole in a curtain kind, and more. 

Before I continue to indulge in telling this short story, I would like to post a part of the poem by John Cooper Clarke. Those who haven't heard of this poet, please google , he is a great poet of now.
Poem is called "(I married) A Monstre from Outer Space".

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The days were numbered - the nights were spent

In a rent free furnished oxygen tent

When a cyborg chef served up moon beams

Done super rapid on a laser beam

I needed nutrition to keep up the pace

When I married the monster from outer space.